5:20 AM

I had the strangest dream today, Or rather,  a very EXHAUSTING dream. I had gone to bed at 10:40 pm the night before and slept until 4:20 am When I awoke, I glanced at the clock and thinking the clock said 5:20, I got up and was about to take a shower until I realized Seminary doesn't start until 6:00. So I still had an hour to sleep. Feeling pretty dumb, I went back to bed and fell asleep almost instantly. I then dreamed I had gotten up at 5:20, took a shower, ate an orange, gone to Seminary, an hour later, came home from Seminary, went back to bed and fell asleep.

Now, I have vivid dreams and often have a hard time discriminating reality from fiction. So needless to say, when my alarm aroused me at 5:20, I was thoroughly confused and began to question my alarm wondering why it was going off. After a grueling moment of intense mind-racking contemplation, I came to the conclusion that it was not a dream and that I had already gone to Seminary. The clocks must be wrong or something.

And So I inched back into bed. About 10 minutes later, I got the notion that if I had already gone to Seminary, It would not be dark outside. Realizing my tragic and costly blunder, I quickly jumped in the shower, ate an orange, rushed to Seminary, an hour later, came home, crawled back to bed and collapsed in complete and utter exhaustion. Falling asleep had never been so easy with the knowledge that I may rest.

When my alarm went off at 5:20, and I awoke once more...

Woe is me.

Rainbows. Who are they? And what are their Motives?

Rainbows have been around since the creation of the earth. Terrorizing its inhabitants and threatening it's peace and tranquility. Rainbows are killers from the sky. Slaying anything in their path.

Inside Rainbows are flaming molecules of radioactive death. Anything they touch explodes into a bazillion  Skittles and jolly ranchers.

Hypothetically speaking, Rainbows seem fairly harmless. They try and fool you by pretending to have giant pots of gold, then, like a Venus fly trap, lures you in and exterminates you.

Slaughtering millions meticulously, Rainbows are obviously merciless.

Since the beginning of time, Rainbows have been murdering Maliciously . Here is proof of what rainbows can do if tampered with.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0wEYtmmuFQ)

Rainbows KILL.

Will you be next?

For Halloween, I wanted to be someone I've never been before and also something quick and easy to make. So I decided to be a Creeper. The Creeper is from a PC game called Minecraft. The Creeper is an enemy in the game and if it gets too close to you, it will self-destruct and kill itself along with you. The official Definition for a Creeper is "The Creeper is an infamous, green-camouflaged, near-silent kamikaze mob that will chase players and hiss for 1.5 seconds before exploding." Scary right? So I looked up a video on how to make the head of a creeper out of a cardboard Box. I first got me a 11" x 11" cardboard box and spray painted it green. I then had to graph out a grid and painstakingly glue on  about a hundred tiny, 1 inch paper squares of different shades of green all over it.   oAo"  Ugh... 

After I got it finished, I had to find a way to put it on without it falling off my head. So I tried about 12 ways to try and glue, staple and duct tape a hat on the inside. I eventually found out that if I duct taped a bunch of newspaper  on the ceiling of it, I could cut out a mold of the hat and cram it in. It worked a little bit but later that day I was wearing another hat, when I stuck the box on my head I realized that it sticks on better with two hat rather than one. I then dressed in a plain green t-shirt and green hoodie.

Golden Robot doin what he does best.

Shufflin'

 Oh. I failed to mention that this was all last minute and on Halloween day. When we went trick or treating that night, those who played Minecraft, recognized me instantly as a Creeper and were amazed at how real it looked. Those who didn't know what Minecraft was, instantly thought I was the golden robot from the LMFAO Music Video for Party Rock Anthem. (I shuffled and did the SpongeBob for them.)  And then there were those who didn't know what Minecraft was AND hadn't seen P.R.A. just called me Block Head. Halloween has got to be one of my favorite holidays since Leif Ericson Day.

A Dinga  Donga Dargon.