
This list may or may not include, a new Bugatti Veyron Super Sports Car for roughly $2,400,000 (plus tax), a private island only accessible by private jet and/or private yacht, Front row tickets to a U2 concert and a puppy (German Sheppard). The things on this list are the only things that could possible make me happy in life. If you wish to make me happy, Bring me these things. If you do not I will sue you for fraud and shut you down for good, or I will get my hit men to take you out in your sleep. It's either that, or these 5 things.
1. A Snuggie. Yes. A Snuggie.
3. Two Crosman Stinger Airsoft P311's
4. A Lego set. I don't care which one.
5. A Fedora Hat. (Preferably Teal or Black)
Thank you for accommodating my request.
Sincerely, J. Logan Brimhall.