Monday, December 12, 2011

JJ's Happy Happy Joy Filled Christmas List.

Dearest Loving and most graceful Santa, Once again it is that time again. That's right. It's Miller time. Hahahaha Just kidding. It's CHRISTMAS!! Your favorite holiday in which you fly all around the world climbing down dusty, old, rickety chimneys occasionally singing yourself landing bottom first into some unquenched coals, having to listen to every Childs whim and plea for the bestest most awesomest gift ever, eating dump truck loads of cookies and drinking water tower full's of milk knowing that if you don't, who will? So, to get into the Christmas mood, I too have prepared a extremely long and dreadfully expensive list consisting of mostly mediocre trinkets to amuse me for a short period of time.



This list may or may not include, a new Bugatti Veyron Super Sports Car for roughly $2,400,000 (plus tax), a private island only accessible by private jet and/or private yacht, Front row tickets to a U2 concert and a puppy (German Sheppard).  The things on this list are the only things that could possible make me happy in life. If you wish to make me happy, Bring me these things. If you do not I will sue you for fraud and shut you down for good, or I will get my hit men to take you out in your sleep. It's either that, or these 5 things.


1.  A Snuggie. Yes. A Snuggie.

3. Two Crosman Stinger Airsoft P311's

4. A Lego set. I don't care which one.

5. A Fedora Hat. (Preferably Teal or Black)


Thank you for accommodating my request.

Sincerely, J. Logan Brimhall.